she's still out there...

Yes, that's right, that dangerous animal, Pito "Slugger" Koch is still on the loose.

She was recently spotted pulling hundreds of fresh, clean baby wipes out of their package and laying them all over her bedroom floor.

Another witness claims she saw the suspect covered in mascara at her parents' friends' house.

Later that same evening, there were reports that little Slugger smeared vaseline all over her face and hair while her parents thought her quietness was the noiselessness of deep sleep.

The next day she is said to have been picking through the garbage, finding items like old toothpaste bottles, and sucking them dry.

And just yesterday, a witness reported having seen Slugger sitting in her kitchen, the fridge door still open, with a plate of baby carrots, which she had wildly drizzled in soy sauce. According to the witnesses account, she emerged from her "snacktime" and announced to her very weak and stomach-flu-ridden mother, "Like it!! Like it, mama!!" Much to her mother's dismay, she was too weak-stomached to get up off the couch and take away the nasty treat.

If anyone knows of Pito "Slugger" Koch's whereabouts, please contact the police immediately. She is a wild child on the loose, and no one knows what she'll get into next...